Excursions

by Amit Gawande

A good reason for making MARATHI as National Language!!!

Following are few statements which I found quite humorous!!! Look how our National Language is getting ruined:) Just enjoy the various marathi words used beautifully between the various hindi words. Am really sorry , but you can enjoy these statements only if you understand Marathi well. The contents are only for humorous purpose. No hard feelings plz:)

1. "Woh paaus itna tha na, saab vahan-bihan baand hai"

2. My friends dad giving instructions to the carpentar: "Woh kapat jaara bhiint ko laga ke rakho"

3. Instruction number 2: "dhyan se woh saali (iron rod) lagega"

4. A friend going off to dinner: "mein jara jevan jevne ko jaa raha hai"

5. "Mera Bus thodake me chuka.. ;)"

6. A Bai to Bhandewaali bai: "Tumne ye bhanda theek se nahi ghasa isliye hamara doodh naasa"

7. A person to another: "woh dhaavtey dhaavtey gaya ani dhappa kani pada!!
ani dala dala rakhta aane laga"

8. This happened once in Parliament. Marathi MP: "Adhyaksha maharaj, mera prashna ye hai ki wph jo lok wargani gola ki hai uska hishob nahi diya?"

9. After accident on a road in Pune: "Humne kya muddam se thokyaa kyaa??"

10. "Are, dheere dheere oto, saandega to kon bhar ke dega?"

11. "Are bhai kya huva malum hai kya.. Mai na pahile panime SHIRA aur phir POHA..aur badme DUBA..."

12. "Bhayia , medhuwada, sambhar mein budavke mat lana"

13. "Khao khao potbhar khao sharam to hain nahi na? (jeva jeva potbhar
jeva lajat tar naahi naa?)"

14. "Raasta bahut walan wala that , is-liye mein gadi saukash chalaya"

15. "Printer main Paper ubha nahi adva dalo , landscape hai"

16. "Un pakshiyon me kaavala, chimni, popat , moar sab the. Udte udte woh sab dooor ek shet me pahunche. Javal-ch ek mandir tha. Sab pakshiyon ne paani piya, khaya, aur gappa marya. Shaam ko woh sab ud gaye"

17. "Bhaisaab, thoda chinch ka paani dalna"

18. "Kal ke raje ke liye mereko boss se paravanagi lena padega"